passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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"   Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.   "
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braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

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sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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